ben fat l - the lesson lyrics
[intro: ben fat l]
welcome to ben fat l’s class in valuable life lessons
let’s go
[verse 1: ben fat l]
step one, give your teacher a big red apple
everybody knows that teachers really like apples
if you don’t have an apple you can give them a pear
but be prepared, it will be weird, and they will stare
step two, always bring a pencil to your class
it’s a little trick i’ve used and every test i now have passed
the teachers think i’m cheating, in reality i’m beating the system
when it comes to rules you know i twist ’em
[chorus: liam inc.]
all preachers sit on the bleachers
this is my 40th year here as a teacher
i’ll get up there and do some damage
that’s why i’m here, sitting here like a teacher
[verse 2: ben fat l]
step three, when a teacher makes you mad, calm down
take a deep breath and turn your face to a smile from your frown
get up from your desk and smack that teacher in the face
dominance asserted, now you’ve put them in their place
[bridge: liam inc.]
srehcaet eht
see the teachers sit on the bleachers
this is my 40th year here as a tea_
[verse 3: ben fat l]
step four, if sent to detention, scream and shout
then when they put you inside the room you’ve got those feelings out
this lets you have a positive vibe into da place
then you take the math quiz and then you score an ace
[outro: ben fat l & damian luck]
dne ot evah annog tsuj s’ti
yug ym ,dne gnos eht tel ot evah annog tsuj er’uoy
em morf tnaw uoy tahw wonk t’nod i ,5 pets on s’ereht
pets neddih on s’ereht
eibmud ay ,ereh egassem terces on s’ereht
oidua eht gnisrever yb laiceps gniod saw eh thguoht yllaer orb
don’t think that l’s are a bad thing, bro
you learn from f_cking l’s
real sh_t, l’s do suck, bro, l’s f_cking suck, you feel me
but they are a blessing in disguise cause you learn a f_ck ton from an l, bro, real sh_t
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