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beau shafton - she thinks my truck is futuristic كلمات أغنية

[verse 1]
sold my f_150, went all in on the hype
bought a cybertruck, now i’m livin’ that life
lookin’ like a wedge from a ps1 game
but i promise you, bro, this thing pulls dames

got no mirrors, no bed, no soul
family laughs when i try to tow
but it’s got that range, and them laser beams
(though the app just bricked and deleted my dreams)

[chorus]
she thinks my truck is futuristic
but it’s shaped like a trauma statistic
i floor it, it hums, then gives me a code
“system overheated — please push home”
her boyfriend said it’s “alpha as h_ll”
so i flex real hard while it sits and smells
it’s chrome, it’s cursed, it’s crypto_realistic
she thinks my truck is futuristic

[verse 2]
yeah, the tailgate folds like my 401k
and my ego shrinks in broad d_mn day
but it’s got six cameras, none that work
and a light bar that just tweets “buy the dip, jerk”
it don’t haul hay but it sure hauls attention
got pulled over just for the suspension
my neighbor’s ram hauls logs and steel
mine… hauls reddit threads and feels

[chorus]
she thinks my truck is futuristic
but the ride feels oddly m_s_ch_stic
can’t please my wife but it pleases nerds
at charging stations whisperin’ dirty words
my uncle said it “looks insecure”
but the frunk’s got room for shame and coors
it’s sleek, it’s sad, and mildly phallic
she thinks my truck is futuristic

[bridge]
yeah, it’s got autopilot — mostly ghosts
and the rearview screen just plays tiktoks and toasts
but it gets the cl!cks and it gets me seen
and i do look hot in a lithium dream

my shorts are tight and my hands are small
but my cybertruck says i’ve got it all
if “it all” means shame and emotional debt
and one cupholder that’s always wet
[final chorus]
she thinks my truck is futuristic
like wallstreetbets on bath salts ballistic
it don’t tow sh_t and it can’t haul wood
but it overcompensates just like it should
her boyfriend said it’s “vaguely cool”
so i ride this glitch like a corporate mule
it’s bold, it’s dumb, it’s ego_statistic
she thinks my truck is futuristic

- beau shafton

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