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beat king - how to make love to a woman (interlude) كلمات الأغنية

[step 1:] foreplay
foreplay is meant to get your partner s-xually aroused
kissing, l!cking, sucking and touching the radimus zerns
the lips, the breast and nipples
the neck, the stomach, the v-g-n-
the fetom toes and the botox
take your time and listen to her needs

[step 2:] oral s-x
locate the cl-toris
now dig your face into her crotch
try not to vomit
l!ck, suck and kiss the cl-toris
insert your fingers into the v-g-n- c-n-l
now, with two fingers, gently rub the top of her v-g-n- womb
this is called the g spot

[step 3:] intercourse
she is now ready for intercourse
your p-n-s should be in an erect state
just relax and think of something nasty
always practice safe s-x
place a condom over your erect p-n-s
get into position
gentle insert your p-n-s into her v-g-n-
make sure it isn’t in the -n-s but the v-g-n-
thrust your p-n-s in and out of her v-g-n-
change positions if needed
after a few minutes you are ready to ej-cul-te
note, after a few minutes
she probably has not -rg-sim

[step 4:] ej-cul-ting
choose a good spot to ej-cul-te unto her
discuss this with your partner before hand and make sure she is cool with this
quickly pull your p-n-s out and remove your condom
grab your pennis firmly
and stroke it until you ej-cul-te

[step 5:] cleaning up
hand her a wet towel
so she can clean any dna on her body

[step 6:] get out of here
quickly get your clothes on
she will ask you to cuddle
make up an excuse
pretend it is a crime scene and you have to flee

[step 7:] goodbye
give her a nice handshake for a job well done
you can now exit

[step 8:] after thought
do not call her
if she calls you to hang out
tell her you are busy
but also let her know you are never too busy to make love
congratulations, she is now your beauty call

- beat king

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