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awesome sauce llc & the slowpokers - 2 foot 3 foot كلمات أغنية

[intro]
what the f_ck_
(_coughs_)
ahahahahahaha
what the fu_
aha_ aha_ aha_
ha!

[verse 1: slowpoker #1]
yo, bro, yo, frickin’ short dude
yeah, i bet yo’ mama wishes that she abort you
genes ain’t right, taller if your dad shot more goo
yeah, f_cked up genes, got ’em thinkin’ your parents short too (ayy, yuh)
kiddo look down, give him a hug
why the short face? he look like a pug
making weird sounds, _hahaha_, shoegaze rug
divorce case, neither wants the kid
“you have to abort it!” “i already did.”
what’s that stench, it smells like sh_t
mythological monster, kinda like a cl_t

[interlude]
uhh, i wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night
hahaha, what the f_ck?

[verse 2: slowpoker #2]
too short to drive a car, he uses stilts to hit the pedals
everything he does, he get partic_p_tion medals
if he forms a sentence, then it’s purely accidental
he wishes he was 6’1, like georg wilhelm friedrich hegel
his mother didn’t notice he came out when he was birthed
wondering what happened, did all his height go to his girth? (girth)
funtimes with chica, cream in his sock, david firth
call him by his name, the f_cking shortest person on earth (short)
go to the garten, you’d fit in with the youngsters
nasty aura, smells like you bathe in a dumpster
vrooooooooommmmmmmm3.8, bro, how could you get any dumber
people thought you were half_asian, but you’re not even half_coloured (whigga)
iq lower than the celsius room temperature
short as f_ck, but we know the doctors won’t attempt to cure
you’ll hear when he found something funny, can’t miss his goofy laugh
you’re the f_cking opposite of a f_cking, f_cking giraffe
hahaha!
[verse 3: slowpoker #3]
we call him weezy, always hawkin’ and coughin’
watchin’ fnaf p_rn, that’s a goon tuah goblin (oh f_ck!)
circus baby, balloon boy, thank you scott cawthon (h_llo)
we don’t give a f_ck about godzilla, stop talkin’

how the f_ck are you so short, it’s like you’re shrinking on the daily (short)
which government is funding hamas? oh! the israeli! (f_ck israel!)
wanna hear my impression of his parents the day he was born?
wait for it
what the f_ck happened to the baby?
hahaha!

[outro: slowpoker #3]
cutie patootie weezy

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