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aurelio voltaire - the uss make shit up (banned on vulcan!) كلمات الأغنية

i was stranded on a planet, just me and spock
we met a nasty n_z_ alien who locked our asses up
we found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed
we made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head

bust a move, tog

i was standing on the bridge when sulu came to me
his eyes were full of tears he said “captain, can’t you see
the ship is gonna blow do something i beseech”
i grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach

and i say
bouncе a graviton particle beam off the main dеflector dish
thats the way we do things, lad, we’re making sh_t up as we wish
the klingons and the romulans pose no threat to us
’cause if we find we’re in a bind we just make some sh_t up

and though he’s just a child, and some think him a twit
wesley is the master when it comes to making up some sh_t
he’s the guy you want with you when you go out in sp_ce
now if only he could beam those pimples off his face

and if you’re at a party on the starship enterprise
and the karaoke player just plain old up and dies
set up a neutrino field inside a can of peas
hold on to geordi’s visor and sing into data’s knee
and i say
bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
thats the way we do things lad, we’re making sh_t up as we wish
the klingons and the romulans pose no threat to us
’cause if we find we’re in a bind we just make some sh_t up

sisko’s on a mission to go no bl__dy place
he loiters on a sp_ce station above bajoran sp_ce
the wormhole’s opened up and now they come from near and far
we’ll keep the booze but please send back the f_cking jem_hadar

what is with the klingons, remember in the day
they looked like puerto ricans and they dressed in gold lame
now they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead
with leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads

and i say
bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
thats the way we do things lad, we’re making sh_t up as we wish
the klingons and the romulans pose no threat to us
’cause if we find we’re in a bind we just make some sh_t up

well, i was stuck on voyager, pounding on the door
when suddently it dawned on me i’ve seen this show before
perhaps i’m in a warp bubble and slightly out of phase
’cause it was way back in the sixties when they called it “lost in sp_ce”
we were looking for a way to make the ratings soar
so we orchestrated an encounter with the borg
normally you’d think that that would get us into sh_t
but this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits

- aurelio voltaire

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