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alex from tennessee - skeleboner taxi service كلمات أغنية

[verse]

on a halloween night like this

many years ago

hmm, h_llo?

a girl named betsy was off to work

hmm

she was late

what was that in the distance?

a taxi is what she wants, until she found the grave

is that a grave in the shape of a taxi?

i’ll rub my ham sandwich from my lunchbox all over it and see what happens

oh sh_t!

oh no, betsy, you’ve summoned the skeleb_n_rs!
whoa, what’s going on!

why’s there wind everywhere?

woah! why’s there an old lady in a wheelchair flying around?

i’m being sucked in!

[verse]

we’re the skeleb_n_rs

oh sh_t, who the f_ck are you?

and this is our taxi service

i’m alright

it seems we’ve been summoned by a girl named betsy

that’s me

come on, boys, let’s give her a ride she’ll never forget

oh sh_t, you don’t need to
[verse]

we’re running out the car! betsy, come here, we’re gonna take you to work!

oh sh_t, oh god get away! i’ll hit you with my handbag!

you’re going to work whether you like it or not

i can turn into a real foul beast!

at skeleb_n_r taxi service, there are lots of fun things in our car!

i don’t care

come on, betsy, you’re not gonna regret the ride. girl, what do you say?

[chorus]

get the f_ck into our car

we don’t care who you are

you can put your bags in the bag
skeleton jerrimiah will rub your nut s___, ooh

[verse]

betsy, we drive the car of your dreams

with complementary, custard creams

we also have an on_site band

who plays music for you as we drive through sand

what? i didn’t hear a f_cking word of that sh_t!

[verse]

okay! well, it’s clear by now that by signing, we’re not gonna get anywhere with you

so let’s just cut to the chase

we take apple pay and all that kinda thing

urm, by any chance do you have any water on you?

i’m so dry, i haven’t drank in years

they call me boney b_st_rd, and yes, we dance away our problems

[chorus]

get the f_ck into our car

we don’t care who you are

you can put your bags in the bag

skeleton jerrimiah will rub your nut s___, ooh

get the f_ck into our car

we don’t care who you are

you can put your bags in the bag

skeleton jerrimiah will rub your nut s___, ooh

woah!

there we go betsy, we’re at your work

oh, sh_t

so, what do ya think?

urm, it was a little crazy

well, not everyone loves it, but clearly i can tell that you loved it

how much do i owe you?

erm, oh nono. we don’t charge, we do not charge, we really could not charge for that sh_t, you know?

probably for the best

it’s a complimentary service we do so, erm, you’re welcome

oh, okay well, see you in a minute

and erm, actually, there is one thing you could do for us

what’s going on?

if you could just go into that cafe over there, and just maybe bring us a breakfast sandwich?

a sandwich?

we’re really hungry

i mean i can try?

i haven’t eaten in years, been coughing in the car

i can try skeleb_n_r

we appreciate it, thank you, betsy

bye

erm, we’ll be here to pick you up

erm, the f_ck you will i am walking thank you!

- alex from tennessee

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