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said colt 45 and two zigzags
baby, that’s all we need
we can go to the park after dark
and smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin’ them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems
feeling high as h_ll
flyin’ through palmdale
skatin on dayton rims
so roll, roll, the ’83 cadillac coupe de ville
if my tapes and my cds just don’t sell, i bet my cabby will
well it was just sundown in small white town
they call it eastside palmdale (well.)
when the afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale (sale)
well, i was standing on the corner sellin’ rap cds
when i met a little girl named jan (jan)
i let her ride in my caddy
because i didn’t know her daddy was the leader of the ku klux klan
we f_cked on the bed
f_cked on the floor
f_cked so long i grew a f_ckin’ afro
then i f_cked to the left (left)
f_cked to the right (right)
she sucked my d_ck ’til the sh_t turned white
i thought to myself sheeba_sheeba
got my ass lookin’ like a zebra
i put on my clothes and i was on my way
until her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet
so i ran _ i jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin’ with a two_by_four
oh, he beat me to the left
he beat me to the right
the motherf_cker whooped my ass all night
but i ain’t mad at her prejudiced dad
that’s the best d_mn p_ssy i ever had
got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
i’mma f_ck that b_tch just one more time
colt 45 and two zigzags
baby, that’s all we need
we can go to the park after dark
and smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin’ them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems
feeling high as h_ll
flyin’ through palmdale
skatin on dayton rims
so roll, roll, the ’83 cadillac coupe de ville
if my tapes and my cds just don’t sell, i bet my cabby will
i met this lady in hollywood
she had green hair, but d_mn she looked good
i took her to my house because she was fine
but she whipped out a d_ck that was bigger than mine
i met this lady from j_pan
never made love with an african
i f_cked her once, (once)
i f_cked her twice (twice)
i ate that p_ssy like shrimp_fried rice
don’t be amazed at the stories i tell ya (tell ya)
i met a woman in the heart of australia
had a big b_tt and big titties too
so i hopped in her ass like a kangaroo
see i met this woman from hawaii
stuck it in her ass and she said [aiee!]
lips was breakfast, p_ssy was lunch
then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch
i met colonel sanders’ wife in the state of kentucky
said i brought some chicken if you just f_ck me
i came in her mouth, it was a crisis
i gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
colt 45 and two zigzags
baby, that’s all we need
we can go to the park after dark
and smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin’ them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute, man, check this out…)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
i met dolly parton in tennessee
her titties were filled with hennessy
that country music really drove me crazy
but i rode that ass and said “yes, miss daisy!”
met this lady in oklahoma
put that p_ssy in a coma
met this lady in michigan
i can’t wait ’til i f_ck that b_tch again
met a real black girl down in south carolina
f_cked her until she turned into a white albina
f_cked this hooker in iowa
i f_cked her on credit, so i owe her
f_cked this girl down in georgia
came in her mouth, man i thought i told ya
met this beautiful s_xy hoe
she just ran across the border of mexico
fine young thing said her name’s maria
i wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
i wanna get married but i can’t afford it
i know i’m gonna cry when she get deported
colt 45 and two zigzags
baby, that’s all we need
we can go to the park after dark
and smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin’ them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey f_ck that sh_t)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong

- afroman

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